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August 4, 2023
British comedian Joe Pasquale narrowly escapes impalement after falling on a moose antler, receiving seven stitches. "Meg 2: The Trench" disappoints critics with lack of shark action. Comedian Georgie Grier receives support after one-person audience. Sarah Ferguson reveals she named her reconstructed breast "Derek." Lizzo denies sexual harassment allegations made by former dancers.